There is a GOD and I rule the universe because of the living water scriptures in the bible because I had LIVING WATER.Awwww.... Thanks Christianity for believing me and in me. Obviously there is a GOD what other purpose does the living water I tasted and the scriptures of such living water serve. Awwww.
As something else I have deluded myself with I had this kind of fire
effect as well on two different occasions much later after the living water. I thought about god a lot but no he's not real. Anyway fire. You know F.I.R.E. In my body. F.I.R.E. To add another religious element. You know like baptism of fire or something like that. Ya F.I.R.E. Can't describe it other than fire. Like Real Fire.
Ok so i've had the living water and the fire. I must surely rule the universe because I mean fire and water hello, and God is real of course. I don't know what scriptures I could use for the fire yet.(Disclaimer: GOD IS NOT REAL, JESUS NEVER EXISTED, LIVING WATER AND FIRE ARE MOST PROBERLY DRUG RELATED MARIJUANA )
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