So what to write about. I'm not getting many hits still. No one reads what I say. I would like to make some money by what I write here. I'm not sure how.
I want to sell my autograph for like $100 US but no one would be interested. I'm not working and find I sometimes feel motivated to write here but usually have nothing to talk about that I haven't said already. There are a couple of reasons why my autograph might go up in value especially if it's limited edition and before everyone knows your famous.
The first reason is that I single handidly defeated, well not defeated but at least harrassed Osama Bin Laden and his terrorists by ringing a NZ talk back radio show and yelling war 2 days before September 11th 2001. I am working on getting a copy of the call but thing are progressing slowly. I have to wait. I am very angry about this and believe this totally unfair in all regards.
Well the second reason my autograph could go up in value is the reward I asked for yelling war 2 days before 9/11. I asked that famous musicians make songs out of things I said in further phone calls to the radio. The whole chorus to Without Me by Eminem (I asked for Eminem by name) is me speaking over air live on talkback radio. Also The whole chorus to Numb By Linkin Park. Again I said the chorus word for word over air talkback radio many months or even years before the song was released. Also In The Middle by Suga Babes. Me Again.
So I have a mental illness? I remember what I said. Word for Word. And I remember asking. And I remember exactly what I said. What I said now appears in these 3 songs. What more can I say. Are you saying I didn't ring the talkback station. Or are you saying that I said something different. I know what I said. I know what I asked for.
This is why I will be famous. So you have the opportunity to purchase my autograph before the truth comes out and I really become famous and no longer need money.
I'm a sad story yes I know. Here's me almost begging by selling my autograph. Which is worth nothing in my current place. Anyway if you want to make a donation to me click the paypal button and use your credit or eftpos debit card. $0.50 cents I think should be the minimum and I get $0.18 cents actual profit as paypal take $0.32 cents. Though if you gave me $0.60 cents they still take only $0.32 cents. I'm not sure how much they take for larger amounts.
I feel this post has been pretty silly. I didn't know what else to write about. It's because no one believes me. It makes me unwell when people don't believe me. This being said the recordings I made were pretty terrible and it's a miracle that songs were made. Though they have turned out ok, the songs.
I'm really keen on some money. If none believes me then it's really there loss. Though it's mine too as I stay poor. I haven't found one person who believes me yet. Another song. Bleed it Out by Linkin Park. Thats me again. I did that. On radio.
Enough said. There's other songs. Please donate to me. Any donation over $100 US Dollars gets a free autograph.
While i'm still poor and noone believes. Put your money towards me and say you believe. Invest in me. Stand for the truth.
I wrote to the lawyers and they asked that I list all the bands I was associated with so they didn't have a conflict of interest. The only thing is after that they want money. Perhaps you could fund me a lawyer to really discover the truth. I bet.
Sorry for boring you noone ever believes me and calls me all sorts of horrible names so I hate mentioning it now, its evil. Thank you for listening.
Darcy Lee
